$SHITCOIN protocol crest

[SYSTEM MESSAGE] Initializing Shitcoin ($SHITCOIN) protocol…

[STATUS] Competing with Fartcoin [Solana Network]…

[LOG STREAM]

[SYSTEM MESSAGE] Initializing Shitcoin ($SHITCOIN) protocol…

[STATUS] Competing with Fartcoin [Solana Network]…

[EXECUTING]

Deploying maximum meme velocity on Ethereum Mainnet…

[STATUS]

Competing with Fartcoin [Solana Network]…

[SYSTEM MESSAGE]

Initializing Shitcoin ($SHITCOIN) protocol…

$SHITCOIN protocol operations

[FUNCTION]

Unleashing degenerative tokenomics and viral engagement loops…

[ZERO TAX]

0% buy | 0% sell so every trade stays frictionless on Ethereum.

[RENOUNCED]

Ownership renounced; contract left to the chain and the community.

[TICKER]

$SHITCOIN — proudly memeing on ETH mainnet.

[SUPPLY]

104.62B total supply locked into the meme machine.

[WARNING]

High levels of shitposting detected…

[PHASE 01]

  • Deploy core contract on Ethereum and ignite the terminal stream.
  • Renounce ownership, verify contract, publish audit digest.
  • Seed Uniswap liquidity, enable 0% tax trading, launch social blitz.

[PHASE 02]

  • Spin up on-chain analytics dashboards and community-run bots.
  • Secure listings on key ETH trackers and meme aggregators.
  • Roll out cross-community raids with coordinated shitposting ops.

[PHASE 03]

  • Introduce DAO-style voting for treasury stunts and liquidity moves.
  • Launch IRL meme drops, partner with degen-friendly ETH protocols.
  • Sustain terminal narrative with seasonal events and lore expansions.

[ACTION REQUIRED]

Load $SHITCOIN now or risk being flushed from the market…